Just read Malakie's review. I am still wildly confused and horrified and fascinated.
Two points of importance:
-Disappointed to learn I misheard Willem's character's name as Johnny Hard--when it was really Johnny Harte.
-Judge Reinhold was referred to as a "snack," and I can never accept this reality.
You really shoulda been in the manager's office at the Egyptian on Monday night at 11:30PM waiting for the late screening to get out and watching this on the desktop and squirming in horror with Malakie and I to really experience this film.