Cinematic Time Capsule
2001 Marathon - Film #86
”I think it's fair to call this hostile territory.”
Get your stinking hands off me, you damn dirty reboot!
Yes, it’s me again and you know me. I can’t just stand by while a classic film is being mistreated, tortured, mutilated.
You know, one day they'll tell a story about a human who came from Burbank and directed this misfire. Some will say it was just a fairy tale, that it was never real. But I'll know.
It doesn’t seem to matter, Apes, Alice, Charlie, Dumbo, my film, your film. Burton’s reboot universe seems to reward our hopes with nothing but disappointments.
Yes, the score and makeup were fantastic achievements, but I…