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  Review by Matthew Bowers 3

  I didn't forget to give this a starred rating.

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  Review by BRAT 9

  i paid $3.99 to rent this. happy 4/20 everyone

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  Review by DirkH ½ 45

  From the pages of my great-great grandfather's diary, Catharinus Johannes Hasselman; scholar, explorer and truth seeker.

  August 5, 1834
  Have finally arrived in Italy. After a harrowing journey I am more than ever determined to find out if the reports that have reached me are true. Could it be that the tome that is allegedly hidden underneath the ruins of the old Roman town Alveus Arbor really illuminates the nature of all evil? I am eager to find out. I shall rest first and replenish my weary body. Tomorrow I shall venture forth.

  August 6, 1834
  The sweltering heat is oppressive, nothing like the cold summers of my humble hometown. I have managed to acquire a mule. Perhaps mule is…

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  Review by Timcop ½ 11

  1. Uma Thurman in Batman & Robin
  2. Halle Berry in Catwoman
  3. Dennis Quaid in Vantage Point
  4. Greg Kinnear in Loser
  5. Emma Stone in Ghosts Of Girlfriends Past
  6. Hugh Jackman in Van Helsing
  7. Liev Schreiber in The Omen
  8. Naomi Watts in Tank Girl
  9. Richard Gere in Amelia
  10. Kate Winslet in The Life Of David Gale
  11. Seann William Scott in Cop Out
  12. Johnny Knoxville in Men In Black II
  13. Jack McBrayer in A Thousand Words
  14. Elizabeth Banks in Swept Away
  15. Christopher Mintz-Plasse in Marmaduke
  16. Kieran Culkin in Margaret
  17. Anna Faris in The Hot Chick
  18. Kristen Bell in Couples Retreat
  19. Patrick Warburton in Joe Somebody
  20.…

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  Review by russman ½ 5

  Do they sell 'I survived Movie 43' shirts anywhere?

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  Review by His Royal Majesty James of House Cameron ½ 15

  I tried to write a review of this movie, but I couldn't get one off the ground. So here's a bunch of random sentences that flew through my mind as I watching it:

  
  - We don't need a cure for AIDS, we need a cure for Movie 43.
  - Ed Wood says "It's flawed."
  - Emma Stone is in this movie. Fuck you, Emma Stone. *cries*
  - Cinema's Vanilla Ice.
  - The one movie who could use the expertise of Uwe Boll and Tommy Wiseau.
  - If you watched this movie for free, you still overpayed.
  - People get the flu, Cinema gets Movie 43.
  - The movie that will give true meaning to the Razzies.
  - Hitler performing stand-up…

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  Review by Branson Reese 3

  I snuck in to this and still tried to get my money back. When I went up to the desk I said “hey I just saw Movie 43-“ and before I could say anything else they just gave me a free pass for another movie so I guess that was happening a lot and they just gave up.

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  Review by Auteur ★★★★½ 18

  In 1961 Italian artist Piero Manzoni canned his own feces in 90 different cans. One of the cans just sold for 125,000 euros.

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  Dear Film Gods,

  I don't know what else to say, except I'm sorry. I fall to my knees and beg your forgiveness for liking this film as much as I do. You know me. I'm still the same old guy you inspired all those years ago when I discovered for myself why film is the world's greatest art form. I'm still the same old guy whose favorite director is Michelangelo Antonioni, who makes sure people know about Battleship Potemkin every time Brian De Palma's version of The Untouchables comes up in a conversation, who wrote a…

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  Review by earnstt ½

  This is the cinematic equivalent of Chinese water torture

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  Review by Ryley ★ 3

  All the vignettes in Movie 43 summed up:

  1: Genital joke.
  2: Incest joke.
  3: Shit joke.
  4: Emma Stone's vagina joke.
  5: Gay superhero joke.
  6: Penis mangling joke.
  7: Menstrual joke.
  8: Midget castration joke.
  9: Giant breast joke.
  10: Apocalyptic joke.
  11: Race joke.
  12: Masturbating cat joke.

  A film more entertaining if you turn off the sound.
  And shut your eyes.

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  Review by Kat Indiana ½ 4

  this was..just... you know, it was one of those movies....it had...I...if you really just...like..this movie..
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  what

  
  
  

  and here you have the short synopsis of "Movie 43"

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  Review by Wesley Stenzel ½ 3

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  This is one of the worst movies ever created, and is made even worse by the presence of its unfathomably amazing cast. Everyone wonders how the producers convinced so many massive stars to appear in such an unfunny, disgusting mistake of a movie. Rumor has it that Hugh Jackman was the first to sign on, and that everyone else joined after he committed, but upon extensive research, I’ve concluded that another actor was even more vital to the cause.

  That actor, of course, is Stephen Merchant. Stephen Merchant’s casting is the flap of a butterfly’s wings that snowballed into Movie 43’s sprawling cast (I mixed metaphors there, but who cares, it’s 2AM and this is a review of Movie 43). …