Synopsis
Brace yourself.
A fanboy of a supervillain supergroup known as the Vicious 6, Gru hatches a plan to become evil enough to join them, with the backup of his followers, the Minions.
2022 Directed by Kyle Balda
A fanboy of a supervillain supergroup known as the Vicious 6, Gru hatches a plan to become evil enough to join them, with the backup of his followers, the Minions.
Steve Carell Pierre Coffin Russell Brand Alan Arkin Taraji P. Henson Jean-Claude Van Damme Lucy Lawless Dolph Lundgren Danny Trejo Michelle Yeoh Julie Andrews RZA Will Arnett Steve Coogan Jimmy O. Yang Kevin Michael Richardson John DiMaggio Michael Beattie Colette Whitaker Raymond S. Persi Kyle Balda Bob Bergen Beau Billingslea Cathy Cavadini David Chen Will Collyer Meilee Condron Antonio Raul Corbo Debi Derryberry Show All…
미니언즈: 라이즈 오브 그루, Miljenici: Uspon Grua, Käsilased 2, Minions 2: Η Άνοδος του Γκρου, Minioni 2, Minions: Historien om Gru, Mínimos 2: A Ascensão de Gru, Миньоны: Грювитация, Малци: Успон Груа, Mimoni: Zloduch prichádza, Minions: El origen de Gru, Minioner: Berättelsen om Gru, Minions 2: Come Gru diventa cattivissimo, Minions 2: Historien om Gru, Minions 2, Minions 2: Nace un villano, Minions - Auf der Suche nach dem Mini-Boss, Minions 2: The Rise of Gru, 迷你兵團 2, Minions: Hoe Gru superschurk were, มินเนี่ยน 2, Minyonlar 2: Gru'nun Yükselişi, Minions: Nace un villano, Մինիոններ. Գրուի վերելքը, Minions: KEBANGKITAN GRU, 미니언즈 2, 小黄人大眼萌:神偷奶爸前传
after seeing all the shit that gru has put them through i’m shocked the minions haven’t unionized yet
I want to sleep with them but not inappropriately like I just wanna snuggle with them and hug them and kiss them make sure they are okay
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this movie starring Michelle Yeoh features a sub-plot about a rock with googly eyes.
coincidence? I think not.
I have found god. His name is Bob Le Minion
Rest in Peace Prince Philip. You would've loved Minions: The Rise of Gru 😭🙏
why the fuck was a tame impala song in the minions movie? literally jumpscared my ass and made me start bustin a move in the theater.
this movie may have a transparent ass plot but in a world where norm of the north is apparently high quality enough to be shown in theaters, i would actually prefer watching the minions any day of the week tbh. they actually ain't all that bad.
not bad, illuminations ya certainly cooked up a nice, simple piece of fast food animation full of dumb fun.
Minions: The Rise of Gru is the cinematic equivalent of rattling keys to distract a baby.
so… (sigh)… the minions… is great. and saw it at the movie theater. and my favorite is the one that turns into a um… chicken… i don’t know what the name is because none of them have names. i don’t think they have names. and um… i don’t know what to say but um… bye. and have a good day