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  Review by JM Brick ★★★★★ 5

  Killer bean shoots bad guy right in the fucking head.

  “Decaffeinated”.

  𝓒𝓲ń𝓮𝓶𝓪.

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  Review by CJSFilms ★★★★★ 9

  10 likes and I’ll turn into a Killer Bean fan account

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  Review by J.B.D ★★★★★ 6

  John Wick doesn't even compare to what Killer Bean is capable of.

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  Review by Diamondbolt ★★½ 6

  Killer Bean killed at least two hundred beans in this movie which is the same number of times I ejaculated watching it

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  Review by Anika ★ 31

  Women don't exist in this universe.

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  Review by Mark Alfred ★★★★★ 5

  This is my Black Panther. This movie empowered me. It helped me get over my rejection from the female known as Ian who’d rather date a Chad instead of a true gentleman who would treat her well. Amazing cinematography and a great performance by Killer Bean, who has fortunately moved on from artsy-fartsy hipster trash like Moonlight. Films like Killer Bean are true art that often get misunderstood by filthy normies who watch KBCU kiddie movies instead of challenging, thought provoking kino like Killer Bean 3: Killer Bean Forever. 10/10

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  Review by Wahltart Whit ★★★★★ 3

  Ok guys hear me out

  
  
  
  
  

  Bean Jesus

  
  
  

  Played by the actual Jesus, otherwise known as MoistCr1tikal

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  Review by Luca ★★★

  The lights strobe down from the ceiling, illuminating a dozen contorting bean bodies break dancing. Suddenly the party is interrupted. A shot rings out, and the beans stop breakdancing. As they turn their heads they silent pray that it’s not what they think it is. But their prayers are in Jest, as they finally see who came to the party their greatest fears are realized. Their hands start shaking, and sweat pours out of their skin. For the first time in their life they are truly scared. Scared for their lives. Scared that they will never see their wives or children again. They are scared because they know it’s Killer Bean who has come to kill them, and nobody survives…

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  Review by Wahltart Whit ★★★★★

  This film might have the best opening scene in film history.

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  Review by London ½ 57

  Absolutely dreadful. From the piss poor voice acting, to the terrible characterization, to the abysmal fight choreography, even as a meme movie, Killer Bean Forever fails miserably in all regards.

  The action is really bad. Every bean dies in the same fashion, bullets are almost never visible, and Jeff Lew seems to think that having a Bean jump and spin in the air counts as choreography. That's all that happens. Sure it was kind of endearingly bad the first scene it showed up in, but condtant recycling of the same elements for an almost 90 minute movie just made me want Killer Bean to end my life.

  I actually thought the music was going to redeem some of the film…

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  Review by Maxx ★★★★★ 2

  I liked the part where the bean was killing

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  Review by airwreckuh ★ 2

  So this is where all of the cops were instead of the US Capitol...