So, is it good? Please say it's good.
Yeah, not great, but not Suicide Squad-levels of bad either. It's safe. Decent. Generally watchable. Mostly enjoyable.
Unavoidable question: How does Justice League stack up against Marvel's 2012 big-screen team-up, The Avengers?
Justice League is like a messier, uglier Avengers: essentially the same plot with the same beats (Bruce = Stark/Fury, Superman = Hawkeye, Steppenwolf = Loki, Mother Boxes = Tesseract, Parademons = Chitauri, etc.) and the same humor, but with a weaker, paper-thin villain and—for (yet another) save-the-world-from-apocalypse superhero movie—strangely lacking of any urgent sense of impending doom whatsoever. Basically what I'm saying is, while they don’t quite nail most things, they at least get the titular characters…