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  Review by Henri ½ 2

  Epic

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  Review by Oliver Swift ½ 4

  I’m tired of these motherfucking sharks in these motherfucking lakes

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  Review by Matthew L. Brady ½

  Jurassic Shark is best known for being the second lowest rated movie on IMDb (As I speak). Jurassic Shark is just as horrible as you expected, but with the type of movie like this you would at least laugh or maybe enjoy yourself while watching the movie, I mean you've got a cheap and terrible looking CGI, awful acting, and some of the worse audio ever put to film. Well, even they fucked up at that. The movie isn't entertaining or even funny to watch, it was kinda dull.

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  Review by Digital Press ★

  “What could possibly go wrong?”
  - a scientist in the movie Jurassic Shark

  “The CGI effects. The acting. The script. The direction. The editing. The camerawork. The very concept.”
  - me

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  Review by DreamScape40 ★★★ 4

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Not too bad.. for as cheesy at it was.

  Loved the moment where the shark hesitates at first before swallowing Celine Filion whole.. hehe
  She does resemble a little bit of Mercedes McNab (Hatchet) who at first was originally.

  Score was great. Making the scenes a lot more dramatic.

  Those end credits boy.. the slowest I've ever seen.
  They wanted to make sure you saw everyone's names including the brewery company logo too. Cause now a days those credits just roll by so fast.

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  Review by joshhh ½ 2

  i hate my life

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  Review by maskull ★★

  Daily Horror Hunt 19 – January Horror 2020 Day 14. pick any horror no one you follow has given 3stars or more to [but that someone you follow has had marked as watched as well as rated]

  And the award for slowest credit crawl goes to...THIS MOVIE!!!! The movie ended and I checked my clock and there was 12 minutes of runtime left to go. It was all extremely slow, extremely spaced out, repetitive credits. So really this movie is barely over an hour in runtime if that helps anyone when they're deciding to watch it.

  The movie itself is one of those case of beer, and a few donuts to the cast kind of movies. Ultra cheap, looks like…

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  Review by 🌻 Nova 🌻 ½

  The acting was horrible.

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  Review by MarculescuToo ★ 4

  My spouse told me this film intensified her menstrual cramps.

  This film made me newly appreciate basic things about even mediocre films like lighting, pacing, clear audio production, basic editing, even minimal  production quality…I’m glad the mastermind genius behind this opus has a sense of humor, I just wish more of it was in the film. 

  The CGI is strictly community college intro course, midterm-level quality, which does contribute to some unintentional humor. 
  Every underwater shot is clearly in the same tank, all the action is in slo-mo to pad the running time.

  For some reason the two final girls were the worst actresses, and were the only surviving members of the cast with 18 minutes to go. The story…

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  Review by fia cielen

  Jurassic shart.

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  Review by Vanessa ½

  I wish I could give this negative stars. This movie is so bad but at least I had a good laugh. Truly entertaining if you can convince some friends to keep you company.

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  Review by Louis Day ★

  We need to talk about bad movies again. My friends have been rolling their eyes at my 1/2 star review for Jaws 2 ever since I posted it, but I really think there’s something they aren’t getting: I DON’T GIVE A FUCK IF SOMETHING IS TECHNICALLY COMPETENT.

  Sure, I will probably dock points from something if the camera work is shoddy or blah blah blah, but in the end the film isn’t made or broken on its technical achievements. If it were, found footage films would never have really gotten anywhere. Documentaries made out of photographs and quick interviews would probably be passed over. The techniques can impact your film viewing, but in the end it a how interested the…