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  Review by Sam Van Hallgren ★★★★ 9

  Like if Damien Chazelle had studied murder in college instead of jazz.

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  Review by Patrick Willems ★★★★ 1

  Keanu murdering dudes in the name of justice for his puppy is the purest cinema of the 21st century.

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  Review by SilentDawn ★★★★ 26

  Hello everyone, take the John Wick quiz to see if It's right for you! (In all honesty, every single person on Earth should see this piece of badassery.)

  1. Do you like to watch Keanu Reeves kicking ass?

  2. Do you like to watch Keanu Reeves shooting many bad people in the face?

  3. Do you like to watch Keanu Reeves ramming his car into other cars?

  4. Do you like to watch Keanu Reeves punching bratty mob members in the genitals?

  5. Do you like moody and neo-noirish cinematography, in the vein of Drive and Only God Forgives?

  6. Do you like perfectly timed comedic moments with action sequences?

  If you answered yes to any of these questions, see…

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  Review by georgina ★★★★★ 2

  who would win:
  the russian mafia or one angry boi

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  Review by Jay ★★★½ 4

  willem dafoe: you know, im something of an assassin myself

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  Review by Todd Gaines ★★★★ 115

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Keanu Reeves as John Wick, a grieving widower who finds comfort in a sweet puppy dog named Daisy. The comfort is short lived when a gang of thugs makes the worst mistake of their lives. The mistake? They killed the wrong badass motherfucker's dog. That critical error wakes up the sleeping killing machine inside of John Wick and he goes all Point Break Speed Matrix on the Russian Mafia and everyone else that's in his way in this action packed bullet flying adrenaline rush flick that reminds the world that Keanu Reeves is still around and he's as awesomely awesome as ever. Waves. Blood. Rain. Black umbrellas. Willem Dafoe has that "you don't won't to fuck with me" look. I…

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  Review by DirkH ★★★½ 6

  What do you write about a film that is exactly what it is, without pretense?

  Not too much:

  - Wick is slick.

  - Reeves has almost no lines.

  - ^ this is a good thing.

  - Reeves is 50 years old.

  - ^ WTF?

  - John Wick is the best comic book adaptation of something that was never a comic book.

  - Wick's Bitch.

  - ^ sadface

  - John Wick is the best video game adaptation of something that was never a video game.

  - ^ Apparently John Wick will become a playable character in Payday 2. Rumours say that motion capturing Reeves' face was the cheapest job ever.

  - 15 minutes less and this would have been just about…

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  Review by maria ★★★★ 3

  one does not simply kill another man's puppy, theon greyjoy

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  Review by olivia ★★★★½ 4

  three men walk into a bar:

  john wick: ✏️

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  Review by davidehrlich ★★★ 5

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Turns out that all you need to make a movie is a John Wick and a dog (and you don't even need the dog for that long).

  the first half is grand. funny, patient, with slick & unique action. stylishly accomplishes a bit of world-building in there, too.

  the 2nd half is a slog, as it turns out there are only so many times you can watch keanu reeves flip someone over his shoulder and shoot them in the head.

  the moral of the story: maybe *don't* kill john wick's dog?

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  Review by shay ★★★★½

  someone: john wick literally kills people he's not a good person
  me: you don't have all the facts
  someone: which are?
  me: i love him

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  Review by Jay ★★★½ 10

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  as a fan of brooklyn 99 it was especially satisfying to see the dude that plays the vulture getting sideswiped by a moving car