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  Review by nat 🤍🌙 ★★★★★ 40

  me: this is a masterpiece
  also me: has to google "what is donnie darko about"

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  Review by Jyn ★★★★ 14

  me at a party: ok ill have one drink...
  me after said drink: first of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario - It just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?

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  Review by #1 gizmo fan ★★★★★ 14

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  that scene where donnie tells ms. farmer to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into her anus is why Jake Gyllenhaal is the greatest actor of all time.

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  Review by Taz ★★★★★ 4

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  i too would figure out time travel just so i could die

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  Review by Lucy ★★★★★ 24

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  “so what do i tell the other kids when they ask about you?”

  “tell them that everything is gonna be just fine”

  donnie darko is still maybe the most brilliant movie i’ve yet to see in my lifetime. on the surface it can be cold and achingly confusing, weaving a plot that hardly leaves dots to even connect. but peeling back it’s layers, reading lengthy articles, rewatching it again and again and again, it proves to be a sickly sweet treasure for the right people who view it at the right time and feel the right way about it

  there are so many ways to interpret it and so many things to take away from it. a dark high school…

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  Review by shannon ★★★★ 5

  sOmEtImEs I dOuBt YoUr CoMmItMeNt To SpArKlE mOtIoN

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  Review by jules ★★★★½ 19

  who would win in a fight lady bird or donnie darko

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  Review by Lucy ★★★★★ 6

  if you see me with the 28:06:42:12 tattoo on my arm in a few months mind your business. i am simply vibing

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  Review by BRÁT ★★★★★ 31

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  yo donnie darko he was just 16 when he found a very strange book to read
  it was all about a realm unseen
  (he's gonna save the world cause he's donnie darko)
  when a bunny named frank showed up to assist 
  donnie darko decided to follow it
  there was a great big crash and everything changed
  his mental health got all rearranged
  when he first woke up he realized
  that frank the bunny had saved his life
  he could see people's fates, futures, & time
  he was much more emo than the other guys
  it was then donnie knew what he had to do
  he had to let the jet engine fall through his roof
  he's here to die for me and you
  he's gonna save the world cause he's donnie darko
  gonna save the world cause he's donnie darko
  gonna save the world cause he's *whispers* donnie darko

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  Review by #1 gizmo fan ★★★★★ 11

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  the most unrealistic thing about this movie is that no one but two people would show up for an evil dead screening on halloween??? sounds REALLY fake but okay

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  Review by liam f ★★★½ 12

  somehow it just makes perfect sense that in his debut film, Seth Rogen's very first line is "I like your boobs"

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  Review by Charlie ★★★★½ 14

  jake gyllenhaal.,..,,,the OG manic pixie dream boy..,,,.the pioneer of moody boy cinema...,,,..the lord and emperor of my hipster ass