+ Brainscan meets Final Destination
- Synth music & neon glowing montages of teenagers falling in love -- ZZzzzz...did I fall asleep and wake up in 2012?
- Wingard's signature lechery, we get it, you lust after the starlet
- "What if some dude fucked your girlfriend and you wanted to KILL him? I'd kill him." JFC
- The romantic reunion/kiss in the rain made me fucking gag
+ That school dance scene actually made me laugh, was that a public school? How did they have a budget for those decorations, maybe they should make sure all the kids have access to, I dunno, pencils?
- Hated Light & his warn-out detective widower cliche of a dad
- Is there a 1-800 number for Dutch Angle abuse?
+ Liked Willem Dafoe and LaKeith Stanfield, can I get a movie with the two of them directed by someone else, please?