Me: "So what is this about?"
Movie: "Well, it's about a businessman whose mom has a heart attack, so he has to become the dad's caretaker."
Me: "Ok, I'm with you."
Movie: "But then the mom is totally fine and it turns out the dad has cancer."
Me: "Oh, ok, bit of a twist."
Movie: "But then the dad is so traumatized by the news that he becomes instantly senile!"
Me: "That's...that's weird."
Movie: "But THEN he snaps out of it for no reason and we discover that he's actually been schizophrenic this whole time. And all those random flashbacks on a farm you've been seeing constantly are from a life he never had."
Me: "....Wait, what?"
Movie: "And now he wants to be a Japanese man."
Me: "Ok, we're...we're done here."