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  Review by andrea🌹 ★★★½ 113

  ridley scott: im gonna nap since the the visuals and sound design of my movie are taken care of, wake me up in 5 so i can work on the plot
  [5 mins later]
  me: ridley! wake up
  ridley: zzzz
  me: ridley ! the plot !

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  Review by #1 gizmo fan ★★★★★ 18

  not to be THAT BITCH or anything but Harrison Ford can slurp me like he slurps those noodles any day of the week

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  Review by feat. dante from the dmc series ★★★½ 25

  no offense but literally what the fuck is this about

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  Review by ScreeningNotes ★ 520

  "Let me tell you about my mother."

  Short of 2001: A Space Odyssey, Blade Runner has to be the most boring science fiction film of all time. Ridley Scott is a no-talent hack, a fact which has been demonstrated extensively by his subsequent output. He's a visual director with no sense of character or narrative, and this film is a classic case of all style and no substance.

  Blade Runner gets so much credit for asking "big questions" about what makes us human and how we come to terms with our finite existence, but like everything else in the film this is all on the surface with no depth or complexity. Take the famous "Tears in Rain" soliloquy from Roy…

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  Review by kennedy ★★½ 11

  i kept falling asleep and then waking up to flashing lights and synth music idk what happened

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  Review by Sally Jane Black ★★ 65

  Use of little people and Asians as props? Check. Uncomfortable sex scene with questionable consent? Check. Centering a murderous slave-catcher as our anti-hero? Check. Beloved by film nerds worldwide? Check.

  It's not even that bad; it's just nothing more than impressive set designs. The much-discussed ambiguity is a complete non-issue and not at all supported by the text (based on "the final cut," anyway); there's one moment where Deckard's humanity is brought up and it plays no meaningful role in the tension or narrative. As far as I can tell, again, assuming this probably unnecessary cut of the film doesn't differ that greatly from the others, the discussion around whether he's a replicant or not is entirely driven by a…

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  Review by Jay ★★★ 37

  im glad our world isnt like blade runner imagine how boring life would be

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  Review by Patrick Willems ★★★★★ 11

  First time seeing it on the big screen and somehow one of the best things ever made got even better

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  Review by SilentDawn ★★★★★ 18

  Rachel?

  Yearning. Touch, feeling, skin, beauty; the search for something tangible. Seeking. Love, fear, sadness, disillusion; the search for something deeper. A simple calling of a name evokes so much more, as the silence on the other end defies simple emotion. Waiting, waiting, waiting for a answer. The fog, the mist, the darkness; it all envelops everyone and everything that seeks something real. In a world that has lost everything after gaining everything, it only makes sense that a human companion is all that's needed until the sun goes down. However, even that fundamental longing for another human is fading, as the golden glow within the eyes signals something sinister. Something artificial. Something missing.

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  Review by kayla ★★★ 24

  Wait this is Blade Runner??? Everyone and their mother eats this films ass and because of that I think I had my expectations too high for this to be sick

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  Review by fran hoepfner ★★★½ 2

  everyone in the future is miserable with a great coat

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  Review by comrade_yui ★★★★★ 1

  i love that deckard has this ultra-complex enemy of the state-esque computer that can 1000x zoom in, rotate & curve within the space of a two-dimensional high-def 4K image, but when he goes to print the picture it just gives him this shitty low-resolution polaroid