Listen...I'm not going to pretend this isn't a two star movie because it definitely is. But good golly gee willikers, people, this might just be the greatest gosh darn, rootin' tootin' two star movie I've ever seen. So much of it is so wrong in the best ways. Case in point:
- A Kidz Bop treatment of an Agent Cody Banks meets Red Sparrow (!?!) plot.
- The many (too many?....nah, I couldn't get enough!) pop culture references in this that brought me to tears (I'll let you decide what kind of tears they were).
- Hailee Steinfeld doing her thing the way her charming self is adept at doing, this time also doing that romcom thing where the lead…