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  Review by aliyah ★★★★★

  this is my citizen kane

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  Review by demi adejuyigbe 25

  dylan o’brien is one of two men my girlfriend has declared as a celebrity crush, and since learning this we have run into him at multiple parties in town. including this info to explain why i spent the whole 14 minute runtime doin push-ups by the tv and calling it a documentary

  hadn’t heard this song before but i like it! genuinely felt jealous of the “car key/patriarchy” rhyme. eminem been real quiet since that dropped…

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  Review by Ella Kemp

  Another fine example of Taylor Swift being simultaneously an undeniable genius and the biggest loser I’ve ever seen in my entire life

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  Review by aibacn ½ 319

  Taylor Swift stans are literally the most annoying people on social media

  
  
  

  edit for the mods to un-shadowban me: i think the song is basic, actors tried their best yet video is mediocre popstar mv trash, story is ridiculously childish and one-sided, white artists literally got everything easy

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  Review by sophie ★★★★★ 29

  jake gyllenhaal better sleep with one eye open tonight

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  Review by 24framesofnick ★★★★★ 18

  I’m giving this 5 stars so my girlfriend sees that I watched it

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  Review by aaron ★★★★★

  jake gyllenhaal lock your doors. your days are numbered.

  
  
  

  
  edit for the mods to un-shadowban me: i really loved this!

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  Review by adrie ★★★★★ 11

  the public execution of jake gyllenhaal

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  Review by izzy ★★★★★ 25

  how does noah baumbach feel knowing that taylor swift just made a better version of marriage story (2019) starring two teen drama stars???

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  Review by ♦️•Lily•💋 3

  hey i’m martin scorsese

  and…?

  and i’m-

  TAYLOR SWIFT???

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  Review by Cinema Language ½ 9

  Thought about stirring up some controversy so eh why not 

  This sucked balls on every aspect. Bad music aside with subpar vocals and cheesy lyricism, the actual “film” isn’t worth much either with its mediocre presentation and second grade visual storytelling. The one spoken segment in the middle is the character named Her (yes, HER) throwing a tantrum because He (yes, HE) didn’t act exactly how she wanted him to act at like some fucking house party and it’s childish and annoying. The rest of the short is also painfully one sided and obvious but Taylor Swift fans have been consuming mediocre/bad content for more than a decade now so not surprised this has 5 stars all over the place. …

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  Review by aksel ★★★★ 21

  this was very beautiful.

  I don’t consider myself a swiftie purely based off the fact I am not as acquainted with a lot of her albums as I wish to be, but taylor swift is someone whose music i’ve always enjoyed and definitely a figure I have a lot of respect for. (I say this as someone, who is a huge fan of kanye wests work, i come in peace!)

  There is something so wonderfully contagious about the positivity surrounding this era of her career. soulless industry ghouls tried to screw her over and she responded to it by doing things her way, with her fans right by her side. The excitement surrounding it all is marvellous and I look forward to one day exploring her catalogue deeper. ( i am an awful procrastinator when it comes to most things in life, unfortunately.)

  Until then though, I will be watching from the sidelines and cheering you guys on❣️