"Yo, it ain't Miller time, man!"
Being a Bruce Willis fan is both a blessing and a curse. A handful of actors can successfully sleepwalk through a movie (Sean Connery was very good at it), but Bruce is not one of them. When he doesn't care, it is painfully obvious. And unfortunately that happens quite a lot. Especially nowadays.
Earlier this year I watched The Siege, in which he co-stars alongside Denzel Washington. Obviously Denzel acts him off the screen anyway, but Bruce looks bored out of his skull in every frame. I watched it with my Mum, and when the credits rolled, one of the first comments she made was "Bruce Willis was rubbish."
However, when Willis tries, it…