Werner Jane

Werner Jane

Favorite films

  • Malignant
  • Slumber Party Massacre II
  • A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master
  • Scream 3

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  • Superhost

    ★★★★

  • Jakob's Wife

    ★★★½

  • The Haunting

    ★★★½

  • Annabelle

    ★★★½

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  • Superhost

    Superhost

    ★★★★

    I'm not a hero. I'm a vlogger.

    I've never used Airbnb before but I did rent a cabin in the middle of the woods during a vacation stay and let me tell you something about an orangutan orgy I witnessed when I went out on a night walk. Just joking. That's on my bucket list though. Yeah, I don't really have any campfire horror story to share but the closest thing was when I sleepwalked right out of the cabin,…

  • Jakob's Wife

    Jakob's Wife

    ★★★½

    I’m going to tongue-fuck a hole in your neck until you puke blood!

    I guess Barbara Crampton really drinks real blood in this movie because, damn, our too pale too hot vampire mama looks so freaking good for her age. Every single time she pops up in a movie that's literally all I could think about. It's really not everyday you'd find a 61 year old looking as good as Mrs. Crampton and I bet she still got some of…

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  • Mortal Kombat

    Mortal Kombat

    ★★★

    You fucking beauty!

    As a major fan of the games, I was fucking stoked when this was first announced. Genuinely thought this was going to be directed by James Wan and boy, was I hyped to see a cheesefest of awesome martial arts action and corny characters plus dialogue overkill extravaganza. Then when the first trailer dropped and by which then I looked at the description list and actually noted who the director was, a debuting filmmaker by the name…

  • Joker

    Joker

    ★★★★★

    Arthur: I used to think that my life was a tragedy. But now I realize, it's a comedy.

    Co-written and directed by Todd Phillips; A fascinating and nihilistic character study on such sympathetic yet malevolent figure, Joker poetically constructs an efficaciously unsettling, sparing zero restraint towards the origin tale of the Clown Prince, boasting impeccable direction from Todd Philips along with an intense and soulful performance from lead Joaquin Phoenix. Joker is beatiful and sad, raw and tarnished, tormented yet…