Kong: Skull Island ★★½

Every scene without the big monkey: 0/5 stars
The characters suck and are stupid and boring.

Every scene with the big monkey: 5/5 Stars
A cinematic masterpiece. This mf was throwing trees at helicopters and smacking them out the air like they were little flies. At some point my man Kong turns into Scorpion from Mortal Kombat and uses a chain with a hook to pull an enemy towards him before finishing it off with a fatality. That’s some cool ass shit.

Average score 2.5/5

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