marisa

a sad song on the world's saddest banjo by sadjan stevens

Favorite films

  • The Fall
  • Pride & Prejudice
  • Brokeback Mountain
  • The Royal Tenenbaums

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  • A Castle for Christmas

    ★½

  • #Alive

    ★★½

  • Galaxy Quest

    ★★★★

  • Spencer

    ★★★

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  • A Castle for Christmas

    A Castle for Christmas

    ★½

    do not trust brooke shields with your hair. see an actual professional

  • #Alive

    #Alive

    ★★½

    yoo ah in i am on my knees begging for you to fire your agent. someone isn't doing their job here, and it's not yoo ah in because he never fails to outshine everyone else in the most mediocre of movies. i'm about to start biting people myself, my god

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  • And Then There Were None

    And Then There Were None

    ★★★★½

    [set of murder-mystery "and then there were none"]
    director: yeah so aiden just like... put on a towel
    aiden turner: like this?
    director: yeah but like. lower... Lower.... i want to almost see your dick.
    aiden: uh so what about the murderer
    director: aiden, please. the towel

  • Malevolent

    Malevolent

    costume person: *gives a character a walkman and does nothing else* it's the '80s!