Lucas

“Words have no power to impress the mind without the exquisite horror of their reality.“ -Edgar Allan Poe

Favorite films

  • Big Trouble in Little China
  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives
  • Torso

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  • Torso

    ★★★★★

  • Joe Versus the Volcano

    ★★★★

  • Drive Angry

    ★★★★★

  • Wolfman's Got Nards

    ★★★★

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  • Joe Versus the Volcano

    Joe Versus the Volcano

    ★★★★

    I haven’t seen this in close to 30 years… and, oh boy does it hit harder & differently at 41 than it did at 12. 
    This is really well made & written. A few flaws here & there, but not enough to hamper it badly. Still a very good & poignant film. I really dug it.

  • Drive Angry

    Drive Angry

    ★★★★★

    Sonofabitch!!! I loved this movie! I wish I’d seen it sooner. This is everything that an action should be. Nicolas Cage, Amber Heard, Tom Muthafuckin’ Atkins all together!!! So much violence, blood, gore & explosions. Car crashes. Satanic shit. Cult shit. What’s not to love? *chef’s kiss*

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  • Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers

    Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers

    ★★★★★

    I know this is hated by a lot of fans. But, this has been my favorite of the franchise since I first saw it in theaters. I really dig the way they evolved the story & added to it. The cult storyline is super intriguing to me & I think so much could have been done with it, especially following the Producer’s Cut. 
    Paul Rudd & Marianne Hagan are both really good in their respective roles here. Most of the cast is, as…

  • Halloween

    Halloween

    ★★★★★

    31 Days Of Horror
    Day 29 (film 28)

    I love this movie. The haters can get fucked. Zombie did such an amazing job with this. Don’t come at me if you hate it. I truly couldn’t care less if I tried.