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  • The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover
  • Inland Empire
  • Speed Racer
  • The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

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  • The Visit

    ★★★★

  • Zola

    ★★

  • Old

    ★★★★★

  • Signs

    ★★★★½

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  • The Bling Ring

    The Bling Ring

    ★★★★★

    there’s been a mistake...the bling ring, you guys won best picture. this is not a joke, the bling ring has won best picture...the bling ring, best picture!

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  • Old

    Old

    ★★★★★

    Need to watch this at least 10 more times to gather any coherent thoughts on it, but after sitting on it for a few days: fuck it, 5 stars.

    For better or for worse (that’s up to you), this is Shyamalan at his most Shyamalan. It’s hard to imagine anyone else pulling this off in the way he did. What M. Night demonstrates here is a filmmaker with total control over his vision, one who knows exactly what he wants…

  • F9

    F9

    ★★★★½

    Guns. Cars. Explosions. Michelle Rodriguez. Not sure there is anything more I could ask for in a film. 

    You’d be hard pressed to find another movie with such a high budget with as much heart and sincerity as this, nonetheless a movie this deep into a series. You’d also be hard pressed to find another movie where a 75 year old Helen Mirren outruns the police in a Noble M600. 

    “What are we going to do? Go to space”
    “That’s…

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