Evan_ThatsMe has written 9 reviews for films rated ★½ .

  • Scream 3

    Scream 3

    ★½

    ❌35% - Scream 3 is awful. It’s so predictable, the characters are no where near as fun as they were in the last 2 films, Neve Campbell was barely in the movie, Courtney Cox’s hair was terrible and they were inconsistent with Dewey’s arm. The killer is completely boring to me, the kills are lame, it’s just a bland movie. The fact that this was meant to be the last movie isn’t he franchise is incredibly underwhelming. The only scene…

  • The Matrix Resurrections

    The Matrix Resurrections

    ★½

    ❌37% - I went in with pretty low expectations for Matrix: Resurrections and it still sucked. I wouldn’t say I was disappointed but, wow. The action was fine but nothing new, the story was so meta that it was stupid and Keanu Reeves, what the hell. I’ve always defended him as an actor when people said he sucked but he was so emotionless here. I couldn’t believe it. Just stick to John Wick from now on alright Keanu? The reasons…

  • Captain Marvel

    Captain Marvel

    ★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    ❌35% - Let me just start by saying I’m not sexist. There are loads of female lead movies that I really enjoy such as Alien, Terminator, The Invisible Man, and if you wanna talk comic book movies there’s Wonder Woman. Captain Marvel is just not a good movie, in fact it’s awful. I’ll switch things up and start with the good, I thought Talos was a pretty good character. Samuel L. Jackson is entertaining and the mid credit scene was…

  • Justice League

    Justice League

    ★½

    ❌34% - Justice League 2017 is barely even a movie to me. There was no true vision by the director because Snyder left and Whedon came in. Joss Whedon was one of the worst choices you could’ve made to replace Snyder because tonally they are completely different. Snyder is dark and serious whilst Whedon is light and jokey. The color grading is awful in this movie and the costumes look horrific. Batman is a joke in this film rather than…

  • The New Mutants

    The New Mutants

    ★½

    ❌3.0/10 - How do people like The New Mutants? The characters suck, the action was mediocre, the “scares” were minuscule, conventional, and were barely any of them, and the movie was BORING. The first half was so BORING! The second half picked up but I was checked out at that point and I didn’t care about the characters so I didn’t care about the movie. Also why are so many of the characters doing accents, I know Taylor Joy and…

  • X-Men: The Last Stand

    X-Men: The Last Stand

    ★½

    ❌3.0/10 I thought maybe I could like X-Men: The Last Stand more this time knowing what I’m getting and not being disappointed. This movie is awful. I love Kelsey Grammar but he wasn’t good enough to save this movie. Hugh Jackman and Kelsey Grammar were some of the very few good things in this movie. Also I like the idea of the mutant cure and Magneto’s brotherhood as they work well together. But throwing in the Phoenix plot line is…

  • Charlie's Angels

    Charlie's Angels

    ★½

    ❌3.5/10 - Charlie’s Angels is a pretty terrible movie. I haven’t watched the original but I hope it’s at least better than this and not constantly beating you over the head with its female empowerment messages. It reminded me of how BIRDEMIC: Shock and Terror constantly beat you over the head with its message and it’s very bad when any movie is in the slightest compared to BIRDEMIC. The action was generic, the characters were ok at best, the constant…

  • The Lion King

    The Lion King

    ★½

    ❌3.0/10 - The Lion King is yet another live-action remake that tries to do nothing new with the source material. The visuals may be gorgeous, but the story is much worse along with the songs and voice acting. It felt like they only hired Beyoncé for her singing talent and not for how she matched as the character. Same can be said for most other characters, aside for Timone and Pumba. This is a very underwhelming movie for what it could’ve been. Which we got in 1994.

  • Captain Marvel

    Captain Marvel

    ★½

    ❌3.5/10 - Captain Marvel is an underwhelming and very poor movie. Sam Jackson and Ben Mendelsohn are great in the movie, but they can’t save it from a meh plot, a bland lead character along with no other standout characters. Goose The Cat was not very funny and the way that Nick Fury lost his eye was ridiculous and it was an insult to the MCU. This movie made some of the previous movies worse and that is unforgivable. In…