Evan_ThatsMe has written 7 reviews for films rated ½ .

  • Home Sweet Home Alone

    Home Sweet Home Alone

    🖕🏻0% - This movie was so awful that it caused me to create a new lowest score possible. At least the 10-19% range was so bad it’s good. This is just garbage.

  • Bee Movie

    Bee Movie

    🤩12% - Right up there with Garfield.

  • Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties

    Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties

    🤩11% - Boy did I have a great time with that Garfield double feature last night. I don’t think A Tail of Two Kitties is as good since the pacing is worse but this movie still deserves its 0.5 stars. I just loved watching these 2 movies. Bill Murray you legend:

  • Garfield


    🤩12% - I just rewatched Garfield and I love it. I did a double feature with this and the sequel with some friends last night and we had a blast. When a movie gets 1/2 a star from me then it’s so bad that it’s good. I enjoy movies in the 1/2 a star range more than I do some in the 3.5 star range. This movie is so stupid but Bill Murray as Garfield is just so good. The…

  • Mortal Kombat: Annihilation

    Mortal Kombat: Annihilation

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    🤩10% - If you hate the first Mortal Kombat film and think it can’t get any worse then oh how wrong you are. Mortal Kombat: Annihilation makes the first movie look like a Lord of The Rings film. Everyone knows the flaws here. The acting, the CGI, the dialogue, just about everything. I do like that the characters sometimes use their moves from the games though. I took notes throughout the movie and I’m just gonna end my review with…

  • Jaws: The Revenge

    Jaws: The Revenge

    🤩1.0/10 - What better horror movie to watch on Halloween than Jaws: The Revenge. It’s an absolute masterpiece. I’m sorry I can’t do this, this movie is stupid. But it’s funny. The shark roars. The shark roars. Just think about that.

  • The Fanatic

    The Fanatic

    🤩1.0/10 - The Fanatic is not a thriller, it’s a 100% comedy. Travolta’s performance as a character named Moose with an insane haircut was a beautiful performance. His line delivery is perfect and it’s really just a messed up movie. It’s is one of the worst yet best films I’ve ever seen. This is available on prime video so if you have it I 100% suggest you watch it, but go in the correct mindset.