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  • The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover
  • Legally Blonde
  • Design for Living
  • Black Narcissus

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  • Nightmare Alley

    ★★★

  • Marie Antoinette

    ★★★★

  • Face/Off

    ★★★★

  • Casino Royale

    ★★★½

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  • Scarface

    Scarface

    ★★★★★

    NOBODY TOLD ME THIS WAS COCAINE BARRY LYNDON!!!

  • The Rapture

    The Rapture

    ★★★★★

    It took me 28 years to watch this movie because my dad wrote and directed it and I knew there were a lot of threesomes, but I'm glad I finally watched it because 1) I got to see David Duchovny with a mullet and 2) that shit was dark and moving as fuck.

    The shot where a football game on the jail TV turns into the angel gabriel playing his trumpet and it's framed through the cell bars??? *chef's kiss*

    EDIT: IT TURNS OUT THOSE ARE MY DAD'S HANDS PLAYING TRUMPET AS THE ANGEL GABRIEL LMFAOOOOO

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  • The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

    The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

    ★★★★

    LISBETH SALANDER            TOMMY WISEAU
                                            🤝
                           “How’s your sex life?”

  • John Wick: Chapter 2

    John Wick: Chapter 2

    ★★★½

    How much are those gold coins worth??

    Two glasses of booze: 1 coin
    Hotel room: 1 coin
    Emergency medical care & passage to Pigeon Morpheus: 2 coins
    Two custom tailored bulletproof rush order suits: 4 coins

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  • The Wonder

    The Wonder

    ★★★★★

    Am I Nan?
    Yes, you are Nan.

    Remarkable. Stellar performances (Kila Lord Cassidy is OUTSTANDING), stunning cinematography (the dissolve where the mountains turn into Anna on the bed?? POETIC CINEMA!), and a script filled with exchanges that took my breath away and my poor heart for a RIDE.

    Loved the very odd/striking decision to open and close with the set, and an acknowledgement that you, the viewer, are watching a movie. It worked. It worked?? Yeah, it actually worked. Because…