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  Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives 2010

  ★★★★★ Watched 24 Apr 2022 1

  Every family's got the:
  - Cool uncle
  - Ghost milf
  - Monk
  - Chewbacca

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  Knock at the Cabin 2023

  ★★½ Watched 03 Feb 2023

  Assuming the kid is off the table, one dad was in The Matrix: Resurrections and the other was not. This shouldn't be a difficult decision.

  Love how late Shyamalan movies always include a built-in "ending explained" video.

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  The Visit 2015

  ★★ Watched 03 Feb 2023

  If eating two cookies and yelling "Yahtzee!" makes you crazy, lock me up and throw away the key!

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  The Rutles: All You Need Is Cash 1978

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2019 3

  Ranking of imitation Beatles bands:
  1. The Rutles
  2. Oasis

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  Mr. Malcolm's List 2022

  ★★ Watched 05 Jul 2022 35

  I'm like Mr. Malcolm because I too have a list of requirements for any potential partner:

  - 3 feet tall
  - Yellow
  - Wears overalls
  - 1-2 eyes
  - Never takes off goggles
  - Speaks unentelligably
  - Works for Gru
  - Loves banana
  - Paid Yeat $1 million
  - Says "bee-do-bee-do-bee-do" when there's a fire

  (Most interesting part of this movie was when a guy wandered into our theater halfway through, looked right at us and said "Oops, wrong way" and walked out)