Favorite films

  • Harold and Maude
  • Eraserhead
  • 2001: A Space Odyssey
  • Bound for the Fields, the Mountains, and the Seacoast

Recent activity

  • Knock at the Cabin


  • The Visit


  • Brokeback Mountain


  • The Village


Pinned reviews


Recent reviews

  • Knock at the Cabin

    Knock at the Cabin


    Assuming the kid is off the table, one dad was in The Matrix: Resurrections and the other was not. This shouldn't be a difficult decision.

    Love how late Shyamalan movies always include a built-in "ending explained" video.

  • The Visit

    The Visit


    If eating two cookies and yelling "Yahtzee!" makes you crazy, lock me up and throw away the key!

Popular reviews

  • The Rutles: All You Need Is Cash

    The Rutles: All You Need Is Cash


    Ranking of imitation Beatles bands:
    1. The Rutles
    2. Oasis

  • Mr. Malcolm's List

    Mr. Malcolm's List


    I'm like Mr. Malcolm because I too have a list of requirements for any potential partner:

    - 3 feet tall
    - Yellow
    - Wears overalls
    - 1-2 eyes
    - Never takes off goggles
    - Speaks unentelligably
    - Works for Gru
    - Loves banana
    - Paid Yeat $1 million
    - Says "bee-do-bee-do-bee-do" when there's a fire

    (Most interesting part of this movie was when a guy wandered into our theater halfway through, looked right at us and said "Oops, wrong way" and walked out)