• A Hero

    A Hero

    ★★★★½

    I swear there's a part in this movie where I was just smiling and being happy with this guy's W.

    Then the movie reminded me why it's directed by Asghar Fahardi cause I was just cringing uncomfortably until it ended.

  • Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

    Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

    ★★★

    I think everyone can relate to the feeling of hearing a good joke but not laughing despite finding it funny. That is the feeling I got after watching this movie. Now does that make it less effective as a comedy? I don't think so. I still appreciate the hilarity of this movie and how visually pleasing it is. I also feel like I will have a blast on a rewatch.

    Also the Coca-Cola joke made me chuckle and I find it funnier the more it cross my mind.

  • Stoker

    Stoker

    ★★★½

    So you got Mia Wasikowsa, Nicole Kidman, and Matthew Goode in a movie, and yet the sexiest parts were those transitions

  • Hugas

    Hugas

    Note to self: never give Vivamax the benefit of the doubt ever again

    Honestly I'm just proud of myself for not being horny enough to enjoy this

  • Barking Dogs Never Bite

    Barking Dogs Never Bite

    ★★★½

    I'd like to think that I'm desensitized to movie gore by now, but damn some of the dog scenes here still made me cringe a bit. They better got paid good.

    Still an excellent effort that exudes the energy that Bong Joon-Ho brought us with his later films. While a lot of the film's charms relied on the director's tricks and pans and zooms and slow-mos, the overall premise kept the whole thing interesting.

  • Sea Fog

    Sea Fog

    ★★★½

    B O N K
    Go to horny jail

    the movie

  • Scream 4

    Scream 4

    ★★★½

    I wish all dumb movies are like this: actually good

  • The House

    The House

    ★★★★

    I was so invested I forgot to ask "do they really have to be animals?" like I usually do when watching animated movies with unnecessary anthropomorphic characters

  • The Good, The Bad, The Weird

    The Good, The Bad, The Weird

    ★★★★

    I like how in the end it was revealed that the real treasure was this movie all along

  • The Tragedy of Macbeth

    The Tragedy of Macbeth

    ★★★★

    I know I'm in for something good as soon as the witch appeared

  • Eternals

    Eternals

    ★★★

    Arishem's design sucks like why would you create a universe with this dull color grading

  • Macbeth

    Macbeth

    ★★★

    I'm too Gen-Z to understand this English