Titane

Titane ★½

vincent lindon is really really great and that's about the extent of the kind things i have to say about this boring, empty, stupid film. only the french could make a film comprised of nothing but provocation so interminable. all that "shock" and nothing to say. and i say "all" extremely generously, most of this thing is a complete slog. i know people just think i'm a hater who didn't give this a chance but i genuinely found almost nothing redeeming about this. even the much-touted car fucking is like 30 seconds long! gimme a fucking break man.

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