• Clue



    i am going to go sleep with my wife

  • Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)

    Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)


    now, preface, i’m a lesbian. but the amount of times i said “that’s hot” while watching this movie was obscene. truly, women. 😌😌

  • Where'd You Go, Bernadette

    Where'd You Go, Bernadette


    i think this is a super cute feel good film, but it’s not without its flaws. as someone who has been hospitalized for mental health issues i really wasn’t a fan of this movies approach to mental health care and being hospitalized. although involuntary hospitalizations aren’t uncommon, framing it like bernadette was completely in the right but literally running away to avoid treatment carries on the stigma that leads to more people refusing treatment and being involuntarily admitted. also, i…

  • Greener Grass

    Greener Grass


    you know those pictures of places that feel like the can’t possibly exist. where something is just so off but so unassuming. this movie is that feeling stretched over an hour and 34 minutes. i never really knew what was happening but that made it so incredibly entertaining.

  • To the Stars

    To the Stars


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    it’s not often i find a historical drama i actually enjoy but to the stars was a thoroughly enjoyable film! it did make my heart ache because as a lesbian it is melancholic to see how lesbians were treated not so long ago. i know that without them progress would’ve never been made. every lesbian that tried to live her life openly pushed the needle closer to where it is today. but hazel and maggie truly deserved so much better.…

  • How Do You Know

    How Do You Know

    yes i’m a lesbian. yes i’m hopelessly in love with paul rudd. yes we exist.

    unfortunately that didn’t make the 1 and 20 minutes i watched of this 2 hour long movie bearable. i honestly couldn’t watch another minute. the only reason it gets a full one star is because of my aforementioned love of paul rudd.

  • Buffaloed



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    i want zoey dutch to burn all of my debt 😌😌

    but this was a genuinely really entertaining movie! i’m not really a fan of movies that have characters break the fourth wall (deadpool is the obvious exception) so that is why i couldn’t really give it 4 stars. still a great movie for a tuesday night.

  • Before I Fall

    Before I Fall


    not the best movie i’ve ever watched by far. but i love zoey deutch and everything she’s in is made better by her acting. i will admit i cried a tiny bit. but still, there are so crazy flaws in this film. solid 3 stars.

  • Banana Split

    Banana Split


    one of those coming of age movies that make me feel lame because i kinda am. still a really good movie, however not gay at all, was expecting some gayness, none at all. very disappointing.

  • Clueless



    as a virgin who can’t drive, this movie hits close to home 😞😞

  • Palm Springs

    Palm Springs


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    such a good movie!!! i really really really loved it. but i will say i’m missed tala still married that douchebag. still i wanna be in a timeloop now just to fall in love. 🥺

  • The Kissing Booth 2

    The Kissing Booth 2


    i couldn’t get past the fact that marco and noah were almost identical. also marco was the only good character, the rest just manipulated each other and cried. i am sad i will never get back the 2 hours i spent watching this.