Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Excision 2012

  ★★★★½ Watched 03 Jun 2023

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  god this fucking hits so hard arent we all gross unfeminine teenage girls with strange kinks and troubled family dynamics pauline is sooo me-core /half joking
  im devastated because her mom DOES love her like she hugs her and screams and they cry and im devastated

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  Evil Dead Rise 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 31 May 2023 1

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  good news transmascs! now we too can be the horror movie idiot that summons the evil demons!
  as someone who is not a big fan of the evil dead movies in general, this is definitely my favourite movie in the series (so idk if thats a good thing for Actual evil dead fans lol). its less silly and much more brutal, and its also the first time i was emotionally invested in all the characters. usually my reaction is more…

Popular reviews

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  Delta of Venus 1995

  ★★ Watched 13 Jun 2021 3

  this is the costas mandylor soft porn movie that i watched solely because of my saw brainrot
  Highlights include:
  - Costas Mandylor gets on the ground to bark at a dog. Loudly.
  - His love interest later looks at a photo of that scene and whispers "beautiful"
  - He cheats on her, proving the "Hoffman whore" hypothesis
  - fascists?? for some reason?? why would u want fascists in your ~Erotic Movie~
  its soooo bad lmao but unfortunately im a hoffman stan so

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  The Mule 2014

  ★★★★ Watched 30 Aug 2021

  leigh whannell saying acab