Not PERSONAL? That is my WORK! My SWEAT! My TIME AWAY FROM MY KIDS! IF THAT’S NOT PERSONAL, I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS!!!!!!
Please don’t ask because I don’t know!!!!!!! I definitely watched this movie like 200x as a very small child so I guess I was like maybe this will be fun to revisit but u know what? It wasn’t. As I was watching it just now nothing jogged my memory at all EXCEPT the part where Howie Mandel in full monster freek costume and makeup chugs a kid bully’s apple juice and pisses in the bottle for him to drink at lunch the next day. NOT a fun stroll thru early childhood.
Laurence “Larry” Fishburne is SOOOOOO fucking hot and sexy it’s unreal I’m about to scream and moan and throw up. Every time he’s on screen I’m trembling and gasping for air I want him so bad. His voice… his handsome face… his body his style his laugh his little earring… I could look at and listen to him all day!!!!!!! Also in this he and Jeff Goldblum are constantly talking about what the “weirdest thing” they’ve ever done in bed…
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
When ur deadbeat bf dumps u at a Walmart when ur 16 and pregnant and u live in the Walmart and give birth in there and ur mom steals ur TV money and u move in with a horni nun and u find out the guy who helped u deliver ur baby is the town librarians brother but he fills in for her because she’s an alcoholic and he never got to fulfill his dreams of going to college and…
One of my neighbors has a decal on her car that reads “MY OTHER RIDE IS ADAM DRIVERS FACE 🖤” and I would love to sit on the couch next to her and open palm slam the play button on this movie to see what she thinks… sure Adam Driver is sucking toes and showing butt cheeks, but his baby is a levitating singing puppet possessed by the moonlight spirit of her drowned mother. And I cannot stress enough that…