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  • Ghost Chase

  • True Lies

    ★★★★

  • Immortal Combat

    ★★★

  • Love Potion No. 9

    ★★

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  • Ghost Chase

    Ghost Chase

    In this early Roland Emmerich movie called "Ghost Chase" we are making a movie about making movies for some reason!

    It's about two dudes one of whom was Rusty Griswold (European Vacation) trying to make it in the low budget horror movie business.

    A ghost possesses a "movie monster" doll they created. The doll looks like Yoda with Scorsese eyebrows. So not scary, not creepy, and might even clean up in Brooklyn these days!

    The ghost tries to get them…

  • True Lies

    True Lies

    ★★★★

    I love this movie for being the perfect synthesis of action Arnold and comedy Arnold but it didn't need two endings. It didn't need to bookend the fancy party cold open either. So it really ends up feeling bloated. Kinda do love that Crimson Jihad acquires nuclear arms probably because we're busy doing surveillance on my wife instead. Missed opportunity for Heston to come back at like anytime too. That said, fun movie. Podcast coming soon!

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  • The Matrix Reloaded

    The Matrix Reloaded

    ★★½

    The Matrix is so well paced and lean and The Matrix Reloaded is like "how's tank and dozer's sister's marriage doing?"

  • Eternals

    Eternals

    ½

    Eternals feels like a fake movie playing on a tv in the background of a movie