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  • The Raid

    The Raid


    If Crocodile Dundee wielded action movies instead of knives, this is the movie he would hold up whenever some punk claimed to be wielding an action movie.

    "That's not an action movie. THIS...is an action movie."

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The good:
    - C-3PO
    - Hyperspace skimming
    - Babu Frik
    - the bits where Adam Driver gets to act
    - the first line of the opening crawl
    - some quite nice shots and production design
    - Force Skype 2.0
    - "DEW IT"

    The bad:
    - just about everything else, from a deep foundational level on up, for a huge variety of reasons