Erik 🎼’s review published on Letterboxd:
me on my date w/ yorgos lanthimos
me: did you like the salad
yorgos: I’ve Never Had a Rutabaga. Sometimes Two.
me: g...good, i thought it was tasty.
yorgos: If at anytime You Want To Eat, Order An Entree. I Brought You This Decision.
me: uh. yeah. i think i’m going to have the salmon
the waiter: hey! are you guys ready to order?
yorgos: It’s Very Nice To Meet You Officially
me: right uh can i have the salmon? and more water please
yorgos: how Many Times Have You Felt Like You Learned To Swim
the waiter: i.......i don’t understand
me: i’m sorry can we just get the water
the waiter: wait......I Would Like To Excuse You. Order Once More Please
me: oh im so sorry never mind can we just get like, a to-go b-
the waiter: Flesh