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Recent reviews

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  No One Will Save You 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Oct 2023

  SOMEONE at Disney is rotting in hell for not putting this in theatres. Excellent excellent excellent. I love me some 👽👽👽👽👽

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  Cronos 1992

  ★★★★ Rewatched 01 Oct 2023

  It’s cool how guillermo’s “sympathetic monsters” attitude manifests even here in his first movie. Like it’s not as overt as in his later work but there’s definitely this sense of wonder, especially with the kid! Solid ass movie. Ron Perlman I love you.

Popular reviews

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  Raw 2016

  ★★★★½ Watched 03 Dec 2017 23

  this isn't even a horror movie French people just be like that

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  Black Swan 2010

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 04 Apr 2016 13

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  i relate to natalie portman because i too take every artistic criticism to an intensely personal level and love jerking off and stabbing myself