• Strangers on a Train

    Strangers on a Train

    ★★★★★

    hitchcocks old ass was an expert in making every single character in every single movie gay fr

  • Bones and All

    Bones and All

    ★★★★½

    hannibal lecter and will graham if they slayed

  • Mamma Mia!

    Mamma Mia!

    ★★★★★

    this is the best movie ever made

  • Summer of Sam

    Summer of Sam

    ★★★★★

    i am so mesmerized by everything spike lee does

  • The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

    The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

    ★★★½

    lgbt win! drax and mantis have drinks in a gay bar

  • C'mon C'mon

    C'mon C'mon

    ★★★★★

    i hate kids and i hate the fact that i'm crying over this tiny kid crying and his uncle hugging him like give me a break... GOD

  • In China They Eat Dogs

    In China They Eat Dogs

    ★★★

    the two chefs are a gay couple and my source is me

  • Disenchanted

    Disenchanted

    ★★★★

    men what's stopping you from being james marsden?????

  • We Can Be Heroes

    We Can Be Heroes

    ★★★½

    do i want pedro pascal to adopt me or do i want pedro pascal to rail me

  • The Virgin Suicides

    The Virgin Suicides

    ★★★★★

    how does francis ford coppola sleep at night knowing his daughter's debut film is better than anything he's ever created

  • Girl, Interrupted

    Girl, Interrupted

    ★★★★½

    "it's like a useless talent" - cat when i immediately recognize an actor appearing for mere 2 minutes in a movie from the cw dark fantasy/drama television series supernatural (2005-2020) created by eric kripke

  • Tesla

    Tesla

    ★★½

    the daddyfication of nikola tesla