Understand that I don't believe any of my reviews 3 months out from when they were written. Probably less.
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
On Monday, a bunch of YouTube reviewers are going to spend at least 5 minutes talking about how fake the monkey looked. Motherfuckers, if that shit had looked real people would've been having heart attacks in the theater. And yet it was somehow not the most upsetting thing in the movie.
Movie starts as a mystery, turns into a sci-fi adventure, then reveals itself to be a JAWS rip-off (complete with a Quint and a guy you thought was dead…