Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Man on Wire 2008

  Rewatched 02 Sep 2023

  It actually looks easy

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  Alien: Covenant 2017

  ★★ Rewatched 31 Aug 2023

  impossible to deny its craft but still not really for me

Popular reviews

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  Pay It Forward 2000

  ½ Added 4

  No joke, when I was in middle school, they showed us this movie after a classmate died of cancer.

  Didn't help.

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  Nope 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 24 Jul 2022

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  On Monday, a bunch of YouTube reviewers are going to spend at least 5 minutes talking about how fake the monkey looked. Motherfuckers, if that shit had looked real people would've been having heart attacks in the theater. And yet it was somehow not the most upsetting thing in the movie.

  Movie starts as a mystery, turns into a sci-fi adventure, then reveals itself to be a JAWS rip-off (complete with a Quint and a guy you thought was dead…