Understand that I don't believe any of my reviews 3 months out from when they were written. Probably less.

Favorite films

  • Jaws
  • The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
  • The Blues Brothers
  • The Thing

Recent activity

  • Man on Wire

  • Alien: Covenant


  • Cannibal Holocaust

  • Fitzcarraldo


Recent reviews

  • Man on Wire

    Man on Wire

    It actually looks easy

  • Alien: Covenant

    Alien: Covenant


    impossible to deny its craft but still not really for me

Popular reviews

  • Pay It Forward

    Pay It Forward


    No joke, when I was in middle school, they showed us this movie after a classmate died of cancer.

    Didn't help.

  • Nope



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    On Monday, a bunch of YouTube reviewers are going to spend at least 5 minutes talking about how fake the monkey looked. Motherfuckers, if that shit had looked real people would've been having heart attacks in the theater. And yet it was somehow not the most upsetting thing in the movie.

    Movie starts as a mystery, turns into a sci-fi adventure, then reveals itself to be a JAWS rip-off (complete with a Quint and a guy you thought was dead…