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Horror films I will NEVER watch.

I watch a lot of horror films, here are some I never will! (Only including one film per series, but it's safe to assume if I won't watch Human Centipede, I'm not watching Human Centipede 3 either.) Some of these are loved by many horror fans, they're just not for me. I watch films to be entertained, not miserable!

Rape, animal abuse, torture porn, extreeeeeme dude horror, insulting remakes or sequels, gross sex stuff, artsy wank, idiocy or general edgelord bullshit. no ty!! ✌️
(gawd the 2000s were a rough stretch of road, weren't they)

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  • Antichrist
  • Audition
  • Cabin Fever
  • Cannibal Holocaust
  • Climax
  • Day of the Woman
  • Dogtooth
  • The Fog
  • Funny Games
  • The Girl Next Door
  • Halloween II
  • Halloween: Resurrection
  • The Haunting
  • Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer
  • Hostel
  • The House That Jack Built
  • The Human Centipede (First Sequence)
  • Inside
  • Irreversible
  • Martyrs
  • Megan Is Missing
  • mother!
  • A Nightmare on Elm Street
  • The Poughkeepsie Tapes
  • Psycho
  • Revenge
  • The Sadness
  • Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom
  • Scary Movie
  • A Serbian Film
  • The Special
  • The Thing
  • Firestarter
  • The Scary of Sixty-First