Favorite films

  • Beetlejuice
  • Get Out
  • Night of the Creeps
  • Creep

Recent activity

  • Men


  • Gone in the Night


  • The Curse of Professor Zardonicus


  • Sharp Objects


Pinned reviews

  • Midwest Obsession

    Midwest Obsession


    July Horror 2021, day 28 - inspired by true crime

    "You've probably seen my picture in the paper, I'm the Dairy Princess"

    Ok guys, brace your butter for the GREATEST MOVIE EVER MADE - Midwest Obsession! Surprisingly it's not about Ohio State football or pickup maintenance or grilling the perfect steak, it's a Lifetime stalker movie but with COWS! So, so many cows. The cows really set this thing apart from every other movie like this called Deadly Obsession or…

  • Alien Beasts

    Alien Beasts

    February Horror 2021, Day 20, challenge #6 - SOV

    "He opened an extradimensional porthole!" He sure did. Wow, even the description of this movie is an adventure. (And yes, I'm pretty sure he said "porthole." Ahoy matey! To the pirate dimension! I wish.)

    Aaand we're tossed right into some kind of yard wrestling/kicking match that makes the rake fight in Hobgoblins look dignified. Somebody coughs, keep rolling! No music, just lawn kicking and birds chirping. As nature intended. This is brought to…

Recent reviews

  • Men


    "What?" - Jessie Buckley constantly during this movie, and also me constantly during this movie

    First half: COOL!
    Second half: HOT MESS.

    I want to say what I liked about this first. It's gorgeous. GORGEOUS. That tunnel scene is iconic, in both visuals and sound. I loved how the "tunnel song" was incorporated into the score. Also dug the concept of the same actor playing different characters. It felt super uncanny valley (in a cool way), and Rory Kinnear pulls…

  • Gone in the Night

    Gone in the Night

    This started out so good and ended up so, so bad. How did we get here?? I would have enjoyed Winona Ryder and Dermot Mulroney's performances in another movie. Another universe. Chemistry was served. (heck I'd say cast Mulroney in Stranger Things, but Joyce/Hop forever obviously, and yes I'm still obsessed with ST and I've already mostly forgotten this movie, even though I watched it last night)

    Also what was up with the weird way the 20-somethings were portrayed? It…

Popular reviews

  • A House on the Bayou

    A House on the Bayou

    November Horror 2021 challenge #26 - something happens in a store

    "Well, the devil believes in you"

    Seriously just call your movie HEY BITCH, THIS HAS SPOOKY TREE MOSS IN IT! and I'll come runnin'. I don't even care if you call me a bitch, I am that bitch. I mean this movie is pretty much, for lack of a better term, moss porn. Moss in the morning, moss at night, moss by a pool, moss swaying in front of…

  • We Summon the Darkness

    We Summon the Darkness

    I Summon My Patience

    Damn, I loved the film I thought I was gonna see. Midwest Metalheads vs Bible Thumpers in a Satanic Panic brawl of doom, hells yeah! Don't listen to the summary, that is not the film we got. I'm not even sick of 80s nostalgia yet, if it's done well and not pandering. But House of the Devil, this is not. I might not have even known it was the 80s if they hadn't told us (well…