Favorite films

Recent reviews

• 

  Godzilla Minus One 2023

  Watched 10 Dec 2023

  Libby, after I walked into the apartment post-seeing Godzilla Minus One: Are you all right? *beat* Did you cry at Godzilla??! Minus One??!

  Me: MULTIPLE TIMES. *begins sobbing again*

• 

  The Muppet Christmas Carol 1992

  Rewatched 08 Dec 2023

  I've been trying to figure out why I don't like this movie as much as other Muppet entertainments, despite Michael Caine's truly awe-inspiring performance, and the answer is so annoying I think I have to share it on the podcast.

Popular reviews

• 

  The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023

  Watched 07 Apr 2023 4

  Aesthetically, this film most resembles a gender reveal party that sets a national park on fire.

• 

  Saltburn 2023

  Watched 01 Dec 2023 3

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Five things (but three of them are jokes):

  1. Like the orcas, bisexuals have an irrepressible need to devour the ultra-wealthy.

  2. In retrospect, I'm really glad I didn't show the screener of this to my family on Thanksgiving night.

  3. I really didn't like this movie, but it made me realize how short Barry Keoghan is. He's an actor who hasn't clicked for me before, but now that I know he's short, I'm coming around on him. This makes…

Following