I used to write criticism; now, I invite it. I like movies with snow in them.
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Five things (but three of them are jokes):
1. Like the orcas, bisexuals have an irrepressible need to devour the ultra-wealthy.
2. In retrospect, I'm really glad I didn't show the screener of this to my family on Thanksgiving night.
3. I really didn't like this movie, but it made me realize how short Barry Keoghan is. He's an actor who hasn't clicked for me before, but now that I know he's short, I'm coming around on him. This makes…