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Fantastic Mr. Fox 2009
There are times in your life when you experience a film, and it just leaves you absolutely speechless. No matter how hard you think about it, no matter how many words you try write about it, nothing you could say will ever express your emotions for that film. Only you truly know the extent of your love for that piece of art. You could watch it all day every day and never ever get bored. It feels like the film was directly made just for you. All of us out there have that film, this is mine. And I absolutely fucking love it.
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Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore 2022
Okay hear me out: David Yates, Amber Heard and a cow on laxatives, which one could produce the biggest pile of shit?
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Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania 2023
Phase 5 of the MCU really embraced multiverse and time travel so immensely hard they literally went back in time to 2004, desperately fished out a straight to TV release independently made super hero satire and called it Ant Man 3 as if nobody would notice.
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American Psycho 2000
Possibly the most recognisable trait of the iconic character of Patrick Bateman is his absolutely lifeless, void death stare. Emptiness behind the eyes, staring so deep into your soul you convert to satin himself. It’s said Christian Bale modelled the character after the most destructive, corrupt demon to ever grace Hollywood…Tom Cruise 💀.
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Knives Out 2019
It’s an incredible deep breath of fresh air whenever Chris Evans gets to play a character that doesn’t have “sculpted abs”, “mommy milker pecs” and “built like a brick shit house” as their personality traits. He’s maniacally charismatic as Ransom and I would fully pay money to see a full cinematic universe of him located in an armchair scranning lotus biscuits and ordering everyone in existence to eat shit. Fantastic cinema.
