Tomb Raider

Tomb Raider ★★★★★

Ok but like this was actually really good. I think it’s a 3.5 star movie but I’m bumping it up to 5 stars cuz of all the man babies who cried about a leading strong woman who’s not objectified my gawd. Any movie that can do that is a 5 in my books. 

She was so strong and powerful, those abs 👀, wearing reasonable clothing, and she actually got hurt unlike male leads in similar movies. Graphics weren’t the best but the twist was actually great. I was totally expecting fucking ghosts to show up wooing and it wasn’t that. I thoroughly enjoyed this movie. Also, to both Alicia Vikander and Daniel Wu, hello.

The ratings and sales tanked unfortunately because of nasty boy children but I’d really like to see a sequel. I hope they don’t give into the crusty🤡👱🏻‍♂️👶🏻🤱🍼...🖕🕵️🤼🤾‍♀️🤸‍♂️🤺🤕😥🏃🏼👵🏻

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