RED ★½

- Sorry, but I'm supposed to believe that Morgan Freeman knows what a firewall is, while my Papa buys a new and higher-tech printer every few months because he doesn't understand how the wireless features work????? Sounds fake but okay.

- Helen Mirren with a big gun is BDE

- Also like.... Bruce's character broke into that girl's house, stalked her, kept tabs on her, kidnapped her, refused to take no for an answer, never let go of her hand, and preyed on her fear and adrenaline while being her "saviour" to make her fall in love with him but sure, he's a romantic. stfu