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  • Mad Max: Fury Road
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  • Stargate

    Stargate

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    I spent the whole movie trying desperately to remember in what slightly unhinged character Iโ€™d seen Daniel Jacksonโ€™s face before, and toward the end I broke down and finally googled it, thus missing the most climactic scene in the movie, only to realise that itโ€™s fucking Robert California.

  • Cha Cha Real Smooth

    Cha Cha Real Smooth

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Cooper Raiff has the insight and intuition needed to know that Raรนl Castillo simply canโ€™t play a bad guy, and thatโ€™s whatโ€™s gonna make him a real successful filmmaker one day.

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  • I Love You Phillip Morris

    I Love You Phillip Morris

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    when theyโ€™re slow dancing in the prison cell and they tenderly kiss while cleavon is yelling โ€œmy word is my mother fucking BONDโ€ while getting tasered by five guards right outside, that right there is true love bitch

  • Life Partners

    Life Partners

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    uuhhhh anyone else terrified of the time when your best friend gets in a committed adult relationship and youโ€™re left alone bitter and unfulfilled?