elvisthealien

elvisthealien

Favorite films

  • Blade Runner 2049
  • The Endless
  • Coherence
  • Alien

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  • Dune: Part Two

    ★★★★★

  • Starship Troopers

    ★★★★

  • Bridge to Terabithia

    ★★★★

  • Madame Web

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  • Dune: Part Two

    Dune: Part Two

    ★★★★★

    *Keanu Reeves voice*
    Yeah... I'm thinking 5/5

  • Starship Troopers

    Starship Troopers

    ★★★★

    This movie rules. Just as fun as I remember.

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  • Lamb

    Lamb

    ★★★

    Not once did she question whether or not her husband fucked the sheep

  • Blonde

    Blonde

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I hated almost everything about this. It gets +1/2 a star for some cool dreamy transitions here and there; and Ana De Armas' acting was mostly good. Everything else was distasteful. A torture porn compilation of Marilyn's most horrific moments. The worst part being, it's based on a book filled with falsehoods making Marilyn's life out to be far worse than it was. Another ironic capitalization of a woman's life which was, and continues to be, endlessly exploited; and this…