• Violent Night

    Violent Night

    ★★★

    and in the busiest movie theatre i have been in all year, i had to ask myself…would i fuck santa?

  • Bones and All

    Bones and All

    ★★★★★

    finally me saying “shaking crying throwing up” over a movie is not an exaggeration

  • The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

    The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

    i’m so sorry the guardians cannot do anything wrong in my eyes

  • Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

    Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

    ★★★★★

    even when the netflix logo popped up i never doubted rian johnson for a moment

  • Aftersun

    Aftersun

    sobbed so hard that as i was leaving the guy working at the cinema asked me if i was okay

  • Top Gun: Maverick

    Top Gun: Maverick

    ★★★★★

    you know what…new all time fave just dropped

  • Nope

    Nope

    ★★★★★

    category: bad bitch, i’m the bar…alien superstar

  • Top Gun: Maverick

    Top Gun: Maverick

    ★★★★★

    i wish i could relate to rooster but if hangman looked at me like that personally i would have fallen to my knees

  • Jurassic World Dominion

    Jurassic World Dominion

    i wish i had colin trevorrow’s confidence to release such utter shit

  • Set It Up

    Set It Up

    ★★★★★

    while this movie is on glen powell is the only man on planet earth not a single other man even exists when he is on my screen

  • Black Adam

    Black Adam

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    six most memorable things in this movie in ascending order 

    6. hawkman and dr fate being at least a little bit gay right?

    5. noah centineo and his cgi chicken bucket 

    4. henry cavill 

    3. HENRY WINKLER???

    2. a kanye west needle drop in the year 2022 

    1. EMILIA HARCOURT???

  • Halloween Ends

    Halloween Ends

    allyson you are too old and he is NOT cute enough for you to be behaving this way!