Favorite films

  • Fantastic Mr. Fox
  • Whiplash
  • Black Mirror: Hated in the Nation
  • Parasite

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  • Troll


  • The Dictator


  • Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan


  • Inglourious Basterds


Pinned reviews

  • Crimson Peak

    Crimson Peak


    idk i saw tom hiddleston’s ass and blacked out

  • Nope



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    gordy: me monkey me want orange give me orange you give me orange i want give me you (rips face off)

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Popular reviews

  • All Quiet on the Western Front

    All Quiet on the Western Front


    no funny one-liners for this one; just a genuinely beautiful, heartbreaking film that reminds us there are no winners in war.

  • Smile



    clickbait title. i did not in fact smile once