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  Monster Hunter 2020

  ★★★★★ Rewatched by Eliza 18 Feb 2021 3

  cinephiles run their mouth abt how much they hate pwsa, maybe they should try getting some pwssy and open their fucking third eye to what a real movie looks like

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  Showgirls 1995

  ★★★★★ Added by Eliza 2

  @ the type of 🤓FilmBrothers🤓 who will talk your ear off about 🤖robocop👮‍♂️ and 🐜starship troopers☄️ at the local DIY 👩‍🎤 punk show and then say, without a hint of irony, that 💄showgirls💅 is one of the worst films of all time,,,,🤮 you are WOAT and probably unconsciously sexist,,, 😬🥴

Recent reviews

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  Hellbound: Hellraiser II 1988

  ★★★★★ Watched by Eliza 15 Aug 2022

  love that the villains of this and this first one are deranged hetero couples who are “into kink” but have absolutely no boundaries

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  Scooby-Doo 2002

  Watched by Eliza 13 Aug 2022

  there’s a guy with a mao zedong t-shirt on the plane at the beginning

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  Jackass: The Movie 2002

  ★★★★★ Added by Eliza 4

  jackass is the only positive byproduct of masculinity

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  WandaVision 2021

  Watched by Eliza 19 Feb 2021 30

  every week my feed gets clogged with wandavision explained shit, and i’ve begun to realize that we’re reaching a logical endpoint in terms of capitalist production of entertainment.  not only is there an industry for production, but there is now an industry for interpretation, as the references to old obscure comics and other movies (that no reasonably normal person could keep track of) appear with greater frequency and to ever more obscure things. i don’t care if one of these dumbass…