Eliza

having a lots of fun on thee computer
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Favorite films

  • The Magnificent Ambersons
  • Some Like It Hot
  • Fritz the Cat
  • Drive My Car

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  • Hellbound: Hellraiser II

    ★★★★★

  • House

    ★★★★★

  • The Greasy Strangler

  • The Master of Disguise

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  • Monster Hunter

    Monster Hunter

    ★★★★★

    cinephiles run their mouth abt how much they hate pwsa, maybe they should try getting some pwssy and open their fucking third eye to what a real movie looks like

  • Showgirls

    Showgirls

    ★★★★★

    @ the type of 🤓FilmBrothers🤓 who will talk your ear off about 🤖robocop👮‍♂️ and 🐜starship troopers☄️ at the local DIY 👩‍🎤 punk show and then say, without a hint of irony, that 💄showgirls💅 is one of the worst films of all time,,,,🤮 you are WOAT and probably unconsciously sexist,,, 😬🥴

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  • Jackass: The Movie

    Jackass: The Movie

    ★★★★★

    jackass is the only positive byproduct of masculinity

  • WandaVision

    WandaVision

    every week my feed gets clogged with wandavision explained shit, and i’ve begun to realize that we’re reaching a logical endpoint in terms of capitalist production of entertainment.  not only is there an industry for production, but there is now an industry for interpretation, as the references to old obscure comics and other movies (that no reasonably normal person could keep track of) appear with greater frequency and to ever more obscure things. i don’t care if one of these dumbass…