Elijah has written 59 reviews for films during 2019.

  • Jumanji: The Next Level

    Jumanji: The Next Level


    Just a whole lot of fun!!

  • Elf



    This film makes me so happy you have no idea.

  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi


    Well my boyfriend did it. He succeeded. I am now a Star Wars fan, damn.

  • Charlie's Angels

    Charlie's Angels


    Just here for my wife Kristen ngl.

  • Marriage Story

    Marriage Story


    This was just so sad. That’s all I have to say.

  • Halloween



    Y'all still better play the Halloween theme at my funeral.

  • Halloween III: Season of the Witch

    Halloween III: Season of the Witch


    That silver shamrock song will haunt me for the rest of my days smh.

  • Zombieland: Double Tap

    Zombieland: Double Tap


    On seeing the trailer for this, I honestly thought that it would be bad. However, it proved me wrong. An actually pretty decent sequal that doesn't pretend to be something it's not. It utilises what made the first one so great. Just a movie filled with great fun! It's also arguably funnier than the first one too.

  • Halloween II

    Halloween II


    This was dumb.

  • Surviving R. Kelly

    Surviving R. Kelly

    Hearing these women's stories was heartbreaking. Knowing that there are two girls still in his grasps is even more heartbreaking. It's unbelievable how much he has managed to get away with and how long he's been able to get away with it. He is a vile monster and I hope that justice eventually served and I hope that one day these two girls are reuntied with their families.

  • Grease



    Sorry but I will never not love this dumb movie lmao

  • Louis Theroux: Talking to Anorexia

    Louis Theroux: Talking to Anorexia


    This hit hard for me as I was diagnosed with anorexia nervosa when I was 18/19. I'm now 23 and can say that I'm one of the few people who have managed to make a full recovery the first time around.

    I was lucky enough to never have to be admitted to hospital and expereince inpatient treatment, but I can vouch that everything these women said about their illness is 100% true as to what it is like when struggling…