alyssa

21 - she/they - umich film & art history ‘23

i cry at the start of every movie, i guess ‘cause i wish i was making things too

Favorite films

  • American Honey
  • The Master
  • Death Proof
  • Magic Mike XXL

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  • Breaking News in Yuba County

    ★★

  • tick, tick...BOOM!

    ★★★½

  • All Too Well: The Short Film

  • Love Hard

    ★½

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  • Citizen Kane

    Citizen Kane

    ★★★★

    i wanna suck 25 year old charles kane like a capri sun

  • The Stanford Prison Experiment

    The Stanford Prison Experiment

    ★★★½

    christina: you're causing innocent teenage boys severe psychological damage

    phil: ugh 😒🙄 WOMEN 👩🏻👩🏻‍⚕️👧🏻 🚫 and their emotions 😫🔥😱🤧 it looks like 👀 someone 🙊👉 is on her period 🤢❌🆘😷 why can't you ☝️ be a REAL psychologist 👨🏻‍⚕️🏨💊 like me