alyssa

22 - she/they - umich film & art history ‘23

i cry at the start of every movie, i guess ‘cause i wish i was making things too

Favorite films

  • The Master
  • Death Proof
  • Magic Mike XXL
  • Shirley

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  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★½

  • In and Out of Africa

  • Madea's Family Reunion

  • Elvis

    ★★★½

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  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★½

    fun fun fun so much FUN spent the whole time wishing I could have worked on this set 

    love the balance of vulnerable moments and goofiness

    this felt like an excuse to make a lot of eccentric costumes and props and fight choreo and movement shots and when I say “excuse” it sounds negative but I never mean it that way when I refer to filmmaking it’s just one big excuse. we’re all hoping to get a billionaire or a…

  • In and Out of Africa

    In and Out of Africa

    it’s get a bag tuesday

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  • Citizen Kane

    Citizen Kane

    ★★★★

    i wanna suck 25 year old charles kane like a capri sun

  • The Silence of the Lambs

    The Silence of the Lambs

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    if i was clarice this movie would've been over in about 20 minutes because as soon as that guy threw his cum at my face i would've killed myself