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  • The Brood

    The Brood

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    rip to sigmund freud you would've loved the brood (1979)

  • Shrek

    Shrek

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    This one is for the boys with the booming system
    Top down, AC with the cooler system
    When he come up in the club, he be blazin' up
    Got stacks on deck like he savin' up
    And he ill, he real, he might gotta deal
    He pop bottles and he got the right kind of build
    He cold, he dope, he might sell Coke
    He always in the air, but he never fly coach
    He a motherfuckin' trip, trip, sailor…

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  • Corpse Bride

    Corpse Bride

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    me: she's hot
    brain: she is literally dead
    me: sexy blue wife
    brain: she has NO PULSE

  • The House That Jack Built

    The House That Jack Built

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    lars von trier: so i'm going to make this movie about a serial killer on his way to hell
    everyone: sounds awesome!
    lars von trier: and he's telling his story to the angel of death who's guiding him there
    everyone: great
    lars von trier: and it's going to be super bloody and graphic
    everyone: hum
    lars von trier: but the thing is
    everyone: what
    lars von trier: the thing is
    everyone: wHAT
    lars von trier: THE KILLER IS ACTUALLY A REPRESENTATION OF MYSELF AND HOW I DEAL WITH MY IMPULSIONS THROUGH MY ART

    please get the man some help, a friend, a hug, plea