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  • I Am Curious (Yellow)

    I Am Curious (Yellow)


    People who support cinematic conservatism and will refuse liberalist ideals: BEWARE! Vilgot Sjöman directs what may be the very first masterful cult film ever committed to European celluloid. This gorgeously sensationalist work of art has come to shatter the current morality, to question the foundations of the social structures, to take that very peculiar and characteristic insatiableness of youth to an extreme, and to question your political beliefs. With an irreverent sense of humor, a style that established the bases…

  • I Am Curious (Blue)

    I Am Curious (Blue)


    Vilgot Sjöman: You get a love scene with Lena. A love scene with consequences.
    Börje: What kind of consequences?
    Vilgot Sjöman: I don't know. I'll think of something.

    Many divisive films exist in cinema, but they follow a trend: there is always a unique proportion, significantly greater than or equal to 5% among my cinephile acquaintances, that loves the film and defends it. John Waters, Jean-Luc Godard, Pier Paolo Pasolini, Alejandro Jodorowsky and Dusan Makavejev are excellent examples of this.…

Recent reviews

  • Sorcerer



    *Twitch Redeem by Jaime Rebanal.*

    Friedkin at the top of his controversial cinematic game remaking something "untouchable", and yet the result is electrifying. The first chapter is glorious in its globetrotting concoction of multiple perspectives of low lives that will be ultimately reduced to a deadly task; I just wished Mexico wasn't reduced to a 3-minute-long snippet of a man being shot; it almost seems like a stereotype. Why is the emphasis so disproportionate and biased in favor of France?…

  • The Heroic Trio

    The Heroic Trio


    ***The ElCochran90 Discord Server's Watch Party Redeem #40***
    **Recommended by 🍟McMaggie Cheung.**
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    Holy orange flying, propane-fueled, motorcycle-spinning and head-ripping wuxia cow!!! This ain't no Big Trouble in Little China (1986); this is "Huge Problem for All of Hong Kong"! Anita Mui, Michelle Yeoh and Maggie Cheung, the three eternal contemporary queens of Hong Kong cinema, reunite in what is indisputably the best female heroic trio of all times to battle an incomprehensible, baby-stealing menace with…

Popular reviews

  • Love Exposure

    Love Exposure


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    WARNING. The following movie has:

    1) 237 minutes in length
    2) The movie title appearing after one hour of running time
    3) A drag
    4) Tosatsu
    5) Kung-fu
    6) Sex
    7) Genital gore
    8) Ultraviolence
    9) Lesbians
    10) A "Virgin Mary"
    11) Erections
    12) Kung Fu ass-kicking female teens
    13) Psychotic menopausal female maniacs
    14) Pornographic furniture
    15) A Joshuu 701-gô: Sasori (1972) tribute with a pinky film spoof character called "Miss Scorpion"
    16) Love
    17) Romance
    18) "Exposure"

  • Tetsuo: The Iron Man

    Tetsuo: The Iron Man


    Imagine that Luis Buñuel and David Lynch had intense homosexual encounters in a cheap motel in Tokyo under the influence of hallucinogens. Imagine that, after that, both (yes, both) conceived a single son. Finally, imagine that the aforementioned son made a movie and that every single scene in that movie was directed by him when he had an orgasm smoking opium.

    That's Tetsuo, the true Iron Man, so the hell with the Marvel character. Tsukamoto takes us back to the…